Sum Nonsense
Steve: You want me to make you a sandwich? I make a shithole of a sandwich.
Dave: Do you want some toast?
Daze: I’ll have some toast.
Steve: We have peanut butter, do you want some peanut butter?
Daze: I love peanut butter, it’s like the greatest thing that ever happened to me. Besides coffee.
Steve: But it’s got the nuts in it, though, is that ok?
Daze: [disappointed] Oh, it’s chunky.
Deryck: Chunky’s the best.
Steve: That’s what I like.
Daze: The world is divided between chunky peanut butter and creamy peanut butter people.
Steve: Well it’s also by whole wheat and white bread, now we’ve only got whole wheat, so