Slope day is next week, and from what I’ve heard the university and the boys in blue are going to be a little stricter than in years past. Now, I’ve heard a lot of complaints from folks on campus and a lot of promises from our future leaders who ran for office in student government a while back, but I’ve yet to hear any real solutions. And, by solutions I mean ways to beat the system and saturate the slope with free alcohol. That’s why I’m here. We’re going to have do a little better than hiding cans of beer in our backpacks, smuggling liquor in soda bottles, and even attempting to bury kegs beneath the ground the night before. We have to be crafty this year. I’m sure some of you already have ideas of your own, but just in case you don’t here’s a few of my own.