December 4, 2003

The Crypt of Mediocrity

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I know we’re still 21 or 22 or I don’t care days away from Christmas and bringing it up now can only serve to confuse Christians everywhere. But we must remember: I’m Jewish and if I can deceitfully persuade even one Christian that Christmas is occurring right now as we speak, I will be rewarded by the Jew Gods on Mount Dreidel with 30 pounds of kosher challah

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