Deckhead:
"The Guardian" Fails Swim Test
Body:
Settling into my seat and placing my Birkinstock-clad feet just so atop the chair in front of me, I readied myself to watch Ashton Kutcher act. Don’t get me wrong, he was brilliant as Dude #1 in Dude, Where’s My Car? (I really felt that he didn’t know where his car was,) but his filmography to date doesn’t really include much by the way of substantive acting or any roles that would challenge the Punk’d star at all. The Guardian could be his chance to prove that he has actual potential as an actor instead of a prettyboy with a punchline.