When I [Sun columnist Drew Webb] arrive to interview volleyball senior co-captain Amy Gordon, I find that she has brought me a bag of chocolates that she got from Tasti-D-Lite. In them are chocolate covered animal crackers. I eat them.
1. Even though we are both athletes, I’m not going to take it easy on you. Prepare for the hard-hitting questions that everyone else is afraid to ask. On a scale of 1–to-10, how would you rate my columns?
[Hesitates] Ummm, 10?
You didn’t sound too sure there, have you read them before?
I’m sure I have. When are they?
Oh, then I have. I always do the crossword puzzle on Mondays.
They must have made quite the impression on you because that is right where they are next to.