Skip to Content, Navigation, or Footer.
The Cornell Daily Sun
The Cornell Daily Sun
Tuesday, Dec. 30, 2025
Shop Our Merch
Support The Sun
Advertise

¡¡¡Don’t Pois’ Me, bro!!!

Reading time: about 1 minutes

This article appeared in the 2007 edition of the annual Halloween joke issue. The content below was intended for entertainment and parody purposes only and is not true. Happy Halloween!

—Compiled by Angry Sun Staffers
Read More
Trending