This article appeared in the 2007 edition of the annual Halloween joke issue. The content below was intended for entertainment and parody purposes only and is not true. Happy Halloween!
"Best Of" Motivational Speeches- “He tried to kill a live tiger so that we would be motivated to beat Princeton.”
- “He showed us a graphic pornographic films and claimed we should do the same horrible, horrible things to Dartmouth that were happening in the film.”
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