By Ben Eisen
In a surprising and unprecedented move, the popular website Schedulizer.com decided to discontinue its service for Cornell students, causing massive outcry as Cornellians attempted to plan their classes for the semester. At approximately 8:15 last night, the system shut down all class listings and other Schedulizer services, leaving in its stead only an open note to Cornell students.
“Schedulizer is down because Cornell has made it prohibitively difficult for us to maintain accurate course information,” the note read.