FORMULAIC FONDAMENTALS Enginerd: So that means shockwaves generate entropy. Obviously. — Upson Hall EAU DE OVERWORKED Dude: It smells like engineers in here. — Eddy St. LITTLE OLD LADIES Girl: She looks like an Asian babushka. — Cornell University LIFE OF EXCESS IN EXCELLENCE Overworked Brunette: I’m an extra credit fiend! I don’t know how to say no. — Teagle Hall TRENCH TRAMP Frat Guy: When I see people wearing a long coat with nothing underneath, I think ‘hooker.’ — Barton Hall ANY PERSON, ANY STUDY … ANY CLUE? Disgruntled Dame: You don’t know where Mann library is?! Fucking art student. — Tower Rd. MUST BE THAT PASTY SCENT Asian dude: I just don’t like the way you smell. White girl: What? Non-Asians? Asian dude: No, white people. — Trillium Original Author: Jessica Stitt
Eau de Enginerd
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