May 26, 2010

Summertime Horoscopes

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Gemini (May 21 — June 20): Like the people who still are watching American Idol, you need to get with the times. Put down the remote and find something new to get addicted to!

Cancer (June 21 — July 22): The mix-tape of your life is waaaay overplayed. Time to switch sides and the change will be sweet music to your ears.

Leo (July 23 — Aug. 22): An adventure awaits you this weekend, but this ain’t no Amazing Race audition tape! Wear a helmet ’cause head injuries are no fun (trust me).

Virgo (Aug. 23 — Sept.22): You’ve been forced to concentrate on the little pieces of your puzzle, but there’s no harm at looking at the final image on the cover of the box.

Libra (Sept. 23 — Oct. 22): You feel like you’ve been running in circles, doing the same job over and over again. Try working in a factory, then we’ll talk.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 — Nov. 21): Does the sting of summer’s heat rest sorely on your body? Try sunscreen or just not leaving your house for the rest of the summer.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 — Dec. 21): Having the munchies for some shopping? Time to get some much needed retail therapy.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 — Jan. 19): You’ve been feeling restless with your current state of being. It’s time to take off your ‘procrastination t-shirt’ and put on your ‘working suit’.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 — Feb. 18): Now that it’s summer, you’ve become the equivalent to a fish in the sea. Just swim away from the Gulf, okay?

Pisces (Feb. 19 — March 20): Have the dog days of summer hit you early this year? Stick with hanging out by the pool since it’s closer then the beach (unless you live in a desert — then go play in the sand.)

Aries (March 21 — April 19): You’ve been working harder then the Texas sun. Don’t forget to play in that sun! RLD

Original Author: Allie Miller