I have a confession. I’m from New Jersey, and I will tell you, I love it. Bruce Springsteen is god, Jersey tomatoes are the juiciest around, and as any high-schooler with a car will tell you, the Jersey shore is actually a magical place (Please, please don’t let your prejudices toward my state keep you from reading the rest of this blog). So as I sit here, trying to recap another episode of South Park, I wonder how I can convince you that New Jersey is not the place you see on television (unless you’re watching a Kevin Smith flick then it’s okay – I suggest Dogma).
Original Author: A. Drew Muscente