Can’t Live Without It
Professor: The standard entropy of liquid water is 69.9.
Guy #1:Yeah 69!
Guy #2: I guess that’s why I like water so much.
—Baker Lab
It’s A Slut World After All
Guy #1: It was like a Disney-whore convention. There were slutty Snow Whites, Alice in Wonderland, Minni Mouse, Belle, everything!
Guy #2: It sounds like it was like a magical land for adults.
Guy #1: Oh, it was beyond magical. My dreams definitely came true. Thank you, Walt.
—College Ave
Snickers and Jim Bean
Guy #1: I wish that college kids could go trick or treating and instead of candy, people would give out liquor.
Guy #2: Or they would give out liquor AND candy.
Guy #1: That would be a dream come true.
—Dinos
Original Author: Rachel Neville