December 1, 2010

Overheards 12/2

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Don’t Jump to ConclusionsGuy: You’re taking a bus somewhere this weekend? Where are you going?Girl: I don’t feel comfortable telling you.Guy: The abortion clinic?-CTP

So Is Pamela AndersonGirl: She is such a slut.Guy: She’s not a slut. She’s a temptress.-Willard Straight

Or Collecting Stamps Guy playing Xbox to Male Friend: We need to find another hobby. Like having sex. Actually having sex.-Collegetown Apartment

PlaytimeGuy to Girl: Why didn’t you show your tits? They looked like they were ready to come out and play.-RPCC

All The Single EngineersSingle Engineering Guy: Cornell Engineering is the biggest sausagefest since the Last Supper.-Becker Dining Hall

A Night of RomanceGuy to his Girlfriend: Alright, first I’m going to take a shower, then we can crack open that bottle of wine and watch Star Wars!-Cornell Street

Tell It Like It IsClean-cut Girl: *matter-of-factly* I mean, she knows she’s a motherfucking shitfaced whore.  I just reminded her.-Thurston Ave. Bridge

MilkshakeEngineer: My phallus brings all the girls to the yard, they’re like, damn it’s totally hard, I could bang you, but I’d have to charge.-Duffield

Original Author: Rachel Neville