Stephen Reisert ’14
Men’s Soccer
Chappaqua, NY
Harry Harpham ’14
Men’s Swimming
Sugarland, TX
Eric Malumed ’14
Men’s Heavyweight Rowing
Villanova, PA
1. Best thing about being a freshman
Eric: 3 Years Left of College
Stephen: DINING HALLS
Harry: Not being in high school
2. Worst thing about being a freshman
Eric: Parking Tickets
Stephen: Doing my own laundry
Harry: Not knowing what’s going on half the time
3. Cornellian I most want to be like …
Eric: Brock Lee
Stephen: Dimitar Nentchev
Harry: Andy Bernard
4. Best Charlie Sheen quote:
Eric: “I have tiger blood … Dying is for fools”
Stephen: I’ve got tiger blood man!
Harry: “I am solo. I invented solo. There was like, two guys in a plane and one of them jumped out and said, ‘It’s Charlie Sheen, it’s called ‘Solo.’”
5. Funkiest food I actually really like …
Eric: Sluggles
Stephen: Raw Oysters
Harry: Just plain bread. I’ll eat whole loaves if you let me…
6. Movie you couldn’t pay me to re-watch …
Eric: Click
Stephen: The Human Centipede
Harry: Transformers 2
7. ______ should have a reality show.
Eric: Steve Lezynski and Chase Crimmen
Stephen: Wiz Khalifa
Harry: My dad — he’s English and says the funniest things sometimes
8. I love it when …
Eric: you do that stuff to me (“Dirty Talk” lyrics)
Stephen: I think Mandible’s takes BRB’s
Harry: We have snow days!
Original Author: Chyanne Eyde