Sun staff writer Chyanne Eyde goes off the grid with the golf team.Dan Bosse
2011
Round Hill, VA
Matt Jaye
2011
Pebble Beach, CA
Tim Murphy
2011
Fairfield, CT
Larry Heymont
2011
Los Angeles, CA
1. I can’t stand it when girls ________
Dan: feign an interest in sports.
Matt: no, girls are perfect.
Tim: ask questions in class.
Larry: hit the golf ball farther than I do.
2. My late-night go to …
Dan: Froot Loops.
Matt: You want her name?
Tim: Budweiser and Charlie Sheen motivational recordings
Larry: Chi Phi’s esteemed balcony and the Chapter House
3. I would name my racehorse _________
Dan: Patrick Ewing.
Matt: Chaulky
Tim: Midnight Rambler. Larry: “Seacrest Out”
4. I wish _________ wasn’t so taboo.
Dan: judging people
Matt: Box Wine
Tim: dancing on tables at JO’s
Larry: Ring-Pops, Jean Jackets, and Shape-Ups
5. I can’t believe ________ is dating _______ Dan: Marcy Wheeler, Zack Bosse
Matt: Vin Diesel, a dude
Tim: Tiger, a 22 year old.
Larry: Matt Kemp, Rihanna. Safest answer.
6. Club I always meant to join on campus …
Dan: Cornell University’s Handsome Men’s Club.
Matt: Is Sprint Football a club sport?
Tim: FIJI
Larry: Steel Panther
7. People think I’m ____________ because I play golf.
Dan: a meathead
Matt: Sub-Par
Tim: Matt Jaye’s friend
Larry: of Herculean strength and agility
8. Cornell has made me _________
Dan: just smart enough to get into trouble.
Matt: Love George Bush.
Tim: a defensive driver.
Larry: strongly dislike Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, and Aeropostale clothing.
9. When the weather gets warm I’m going to …
Dan: have Ithaca in my rear-view mirror.
Matt: Black out?
Tim: make sure Larry wears sunscreen.
Larry: Unfortunately, most likely remain as pale as I currently am.
Original Author: Chyanne Eyde