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Off the Grid with the Wrestling Team

Stryker Lane

Original Author: Chyanne Eyde

The Art of Man

By The Cornell Daily Sun May 4, 2011

I live in a box of grease and mud. The grime that surrounds my waking world has exceeded any point of laziness — the 11 other souls complicit with this lifestyle have simply grown accustomed to the crumbling walls, involuntarily rainbowed linoleum, and general dirt that makes up our house.
The Catch-All Cover Letter

By The Cornell Daily Sun May 4, 2011

Dear Prospective Employer:
I would like to be considered for the position of [consultant/ research assistant/ paralegal/ office bitch/ barista/ dishwasher], starting in June 2011. My experience and qualifications have prepared me for a fast-paced environment and will allow me to thrive at your company.