March 6, 2012

OFF THE GRID: M. Basketball

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This week’s Off the Grid features pop culture questions answered by three men’s basketball players: Chris Wroblewski, Anthony Gatlin and Max Groebe.

What’s your favorite guilty pleasure TV show?

Chris: Gossip Girl.

Anthony: Swamp People (no guilt).

Max: Gossip Girl with Ski.

In another life you were probably:

Chris: A rock star.

Anthony: Just someone random.

Max: A pornstar.

Nicki Minaj or Katy Perry?

Chris: Katy Perry.

Anthony: Nicki Minaj.

Max: Katy Perry.

“I used to think Cornell ________ but now I know that ________.”

Chris: Had poor sports teams, we have some of the best programs in the country.

Anthony: Had too many hills, it has too many hills

Max: Could not rage, there is 238 Linden Ave.

Linsanity is:

Chris: Trash.

Anthony: An overused pun.

Max: How many Ivy League titles does he have?

Where’s your favorite place on campus?

Chris: Trillium.

Anthony: Bethe cafeteria.

Max: Club Trill.

Teammate ________ will most likely end up ________.

Chris: Max Groebe will end up home in Cuba.

Anthony: Most of my teammates will most likely end up back here next year.

Max: Jake Matthews will most likely end up being swept away by the wind.

Sometimes when you think no one is around you:

Chris: Sing Katy Perry, Rihanna, and Kesha.

Anthony: Think no one is around me.

Max: Fine tune my beer pong game.

Original Author: Reena Gilani