March 7, 2012

OVERHEARD: Cucumbers, Squirrels and Puppies (!)

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Pain in the Nose

Girl: “I’m just afraid a cucumber is gonna come out of my nose.”

Friend: “What???”

Girl: “I’ve had a whole hot dog and cucumbers come out of my nose! The worst is when it is stuck between the nasal cavity and your throat. It is SO painful.”

-Statler

Game Boys

Gamer: “I have all these fucking games, and no time to play them all.”

Friend: “I know, so sad.”

-RPCC

Get Squirrelly

Silly Freshman: “If I train a squirrel, would you let it pick up my package? Like if you had paw print scanners that were linked to my Cornell ID?”

-Appel Service Center

Infinite Space?

“I can fit anything into my mouth. Any number, any size… anything!”

-Macs

What did you just say?

Math Professor: “The column space is a lonely boy because no one will touch him.”

-Olin Hall

Puppy Love

Boy: “BUY A BAKED GOOD, PET A PUPPY!!”

Passerby: “Shit, I forgot my hand sanitizer. Oh well…”

-Ho Plaza

Got Instagram?

Pre-vet: “I want this dog no one has ever heard of.”

Friend: “You’re SUCH a hipster veterinarian…”

-Baker Lab

Theresa Condosta is a sophomore in the College of Engineering. She can be reached at mtcondosta@cornellsun.com. Overheard appears Thursdays.

Original Author: Mary Theresa Condosta