Pain in the Nose
Girl: “I’m just afraid a cucumber is gonna come out of my nose.”
Girl: “I’ve had a whole hot dog and cucumbers come out of my nose! The worst is when it is stuck between the nasal cavity and your throat. It is SO painful.”
Gamer: “I have all these fucking games, and no time to play them all.”
Friend: “I know, so sad.”
Silly Freshman: “If I train a squirrel, would you let it pick up my package? Like if you had paw print scanners that were linked to my Cornell ID?”
-Appel Service Center
“I can fit anything into my mouth. Any number, any size… anything!”
What did you just say?
Math Professor: “The column space is a lonely boy because no one will touch him.”
Boy: “BUY A BAKED GOOD, PET A PUPPY!!”
Passerby: “Shit, I forgot my hand sanitizer. Oh well…”
Pre-vet: “I want this dog no one has ever heard of.”
Friend: “You’re SUCH a hipster veterinarian…”
Theresa Condosta is a sophomore in the College of Engineering. She can be reached at email@example.com. Overheard appears Thursdays.
Original Author: Mary Theresa Condosta