Ithacation
-”60 degrees my ass. I didn’t get the memo about this damn rain!”
-”Just look out the window…”
-Hollister Hall
I Work Out
-”I just can’t do this anymore…”
-”Do what, are you okay???”
-”Too…many…stairs…”
-Baker Lab Stairs
Meow
(While playing with hair.)
-”If I were a cat, I’d love this shit.”
-Duffield
Smell the Roses
-”Weed smells like skunk.”
-”No it doesnt, it smells like floral skunks!”
-Thurston Bridge
Lin Love
-”Your whole lineage is lesbians. They just want your puss.”
-Collegetown
Tree-Hugger
-“Screw Pre-Med. I just want to move to Costa-Rica and live with the sloths.”
-Trillium
Fight for It
-”Where did you find the solution’s manual?”
-”I stole it from the teeth of the professor.”
-Thurston Hall
Mary Theresa Condosta is a sophomore in the College of Engineering. She can be reached at [email protected]. Overheard appears Thursdays.
Original Author: Mary Theresa Condosta