Ithacation “60 degrees, my ass. I didn’t get the memo about this damn rain!” “Just look out the window…” -Hollister Hall I Work Out “I can’t do this anymore…” “Do what, are you okay???” “Too…many…stairs…” -Baker Lab Stairs Meow (while playing with hair) “If I were a cat, I’d love this shit.” -Duffield Smell the Roses “Weed smells like skunk.” “No it doesn’t, it smells like floral skunks!” -Thurston Bridge Lin Love “Your whole lineage is lesbians. They just want your puss.” -Collegetown Tree-Hugger “Screw Pre-Med. I just want to move to Costa-Rica and live with the sloths.” -Trillium Fight for It “Where did you find the solution’s manual?” “I stole it from the teeth of the professor.” -Thurston Hall Theresa Condosta is a sophomore in the College of Engineering. She can be reached at mtcondosta@cornellsun.com. Overheard appears Thursdays. Original Author: Mary Theresa Condosta
OVERHEARD: Sloths, Smells and Professors’ Teeth
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