Ithacation
“60 degrees, my ass. I didn’t get the memo about this damn rain!”
“Just look out the window…”
-Hollister Hall
I Work Out
“I can’t do this anymore…”
“Do what, are you okay???”
“Too…many…stairs…”
-Baker Lab Stairs
Meow
(while playing with hair)
“If I were a cat, I’d love this shit.”
-Duffield
Smell the Roses
“Weed smells like skunk.”
“No it doesn’t, it smells like floral skunks!”
-Thurston Bridge
Lin Love
“Your whole lineage is lesbians. They just want your puss.”
-Collegetown
Tree-Hugger
“Screw Pre-Med. I just want to move to Costa-Rica and live with the sloths.”
-Trillium
Fight for It
“Where did you find the solution’s manual?”
“I stole it from the teeth of the professor.”
-Thurston Hall
Theresa Condosta is a sophomore in the College of Engineering. She can be reached at [email protected] Overheard appears Thursdays.
Original Author: Mary Theresa Condosta