March 14, 2012

OVERHEARD: Sloths, Smells and Professors’ Teeth

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“60 degrees, my ass. I didn’t get the memo about this damn rain!”

“Just look out the window…”

-Hollister Hall

I Work Out

“I can’t do this anymore…”

“Do what, are you okay???”


-Baker Lab Stairs


(while playing with hair)

“If I were a cat, I’d love this shit.”


Smell the Roses

“Weed smells like skunk.”

“No it doesn’t, it smells like floral skunks!”

-Thurston Bridge

Lin Love

“Your whole lineage is lesbians. They just want your puss.”



“Screw Pre-Med. I just want to move to Costa-Rica and live with the sloths.”


Fight for It

“Where did you find the solution’s manual?”

“I stole it from the teeth of the professor.”

-Thurston Hall

Theresa Condosta is a sophomore in the College of Engineering. She can be reached at Overheard appears Thursdays.

Original Author: Mary Theresa Condosta