May 2, 2012

OVERHEARD: Formals, Finals and Fro-Yo

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Formal Problems

Frat boy: “Tell her to be early because a girl will never show without advanced warning.”

-TCAT

Hey Babay

Bring your ladyparts over here!

-Ctown

Size Matters

Penne is small girth. Rigatoni is BIIIG girth.

-Ithaca Commons

Variety is the Spice of Life

All I want in life is tartness!

-Yogurt Crazy

Cat Lady

My cats will love me no matter what major I am.

-Libe Cafe

Die for Math

If a car ran over me, I would still remember Fourier series…

-Olin Hall

Mary Theresa Condosta is a sophomore in the College of Engineering. She can be reached at mtcondosta@cornellsun.com. Overheard appears Thursdays.

Original Author: Mary Theresa Condosta