Get Classy “Do I look like I own a wine cork? I’m wearing a tank top and drinking Keystone…” -Fraternity House Parking Wars “No, no… my mom doesn’t love me. She sent me my parking bills…” -Collegetown Pick a Nerd “What’s your favorite odd number between 9 and 17? You know how these things are…” -Riley Robb Booty Call “I just need 3 or 4 guys that I can text whenever I want. What? What if one of them doesn’t answer?!” -Duffield Original Author: Mary Theresa Condosta
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