Get Classy
“Do I look like I own a wine cork? I’m wearing a tank top and drinking Keystone…”
-Fraternity House
Parking Wars
“No, no… my mom doesn’t love me. She sent me my parking bills…”
-Collegetown
Pick a Nerd
“What’s your favorite odd number between 9 and 17? You know how these things are…”
-Riley Robb
Booty Call
“I just need 3 or 4 guys that I can text whenever I want. What? What if one of them doesn’t answer?!”
-Duffield
Original Author: Mary Theresa Condosta