Medieval Times “They had WARHORSES, not pretty ponies!” -Outside Bartels And They’re Like, It’s Better Than Yours Rap Fan 1: “Nas and Kelis used to be married.” Rap Fan 2: “Used to be? Guess her milkshake wasn’t enough…” -Trillium Sunday Morning Thoughts “My room reflects my state of mind: a mess… and drunk…” -Collegetown TV Time “How could people not like it here? THEY’RE PLAYING FRIENDS!” -The Gates High School Friends “Yeah!! One of my classmates had a $2000 bail in high schoo!l!” -Statler Obviously Girl 1: “We just got two new ceiling fans.” Girl 2: “Where’d ya put them?” Girl 1: “… in the ceiling?” -Goldwin Smith Exam Daze “On prelim days, I don’t look both ways before crossing the street.” -Cocktail Lounge Original Author: Mary Theresa Condosta
Overheards: Prelims and Pretty Ponies
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