Medieval Times
“They had WARHORSES, not pretty ponies!”
-Outside Bartels
And They’re Like, It’s Better Than Yours
Rap Fan 1: “Nas and Kelis used to be married.”
Rap Fan 2: “Used to be? Guess her milkshake wasn’t enough…”
-Trillium
Sunday Morning Thoughts
“My room reflects my state of mind: a mess… and drunk…”
-Collegetown
TV Time
“How could people not like it here? THEY’RE PLAYING FRIENDS!”
-The Gates
High School Friends
“Yeah!! One of my classmates had a $2000 bail in high schoo!l!”
-Statler
Obviously
Girl 1: “We just got two new ceiling fans.”
Girl 2: “Where’d ya put them?”
Girl 1: “… in the ceiling?”
-Goldwin Smith
Exam Daze
“On prelim days, I don’t look both ways before crossing the street.”
-Cocktail Lounge
Original Author: Mary Theresa Condosta