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Friday, Dec. 19, 2025

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In the wake of a stressful few days, I looked to this week’s fortune cookie for some comfort. I was told this: “Don’t worry, half the people you know are below average.” While for some reason I did feel a little less worried after reading that, my cookie was a little less credible unwrapped so close to our Cornell campus. However, I am still happy to  take my maybe sort-of compliment. My fortune, and thereby the universe, has declared that I’m better than at least half of you. Take that, world! Original Author: Arielle Cruz


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