Looking for a bunny… “If you’re going to be a carrot, you’d better be a proud, erect carrot!” -Level B So sensual Guy: “I have an 8th sense, okay?” Girl: “… so what are 6 and 7?” -Collegetown One for this, one for that… “I basically have 2 boyfriends for all intents and purposes.” -Ivy Room Shameful Parking “It’s like her car is in time out!” -The Commons Umm… “What’s the medicine that gives you boners?” -CTP Free Boo-ritos “I would cover my entire body in tinfoil just for free Chipotle.” -Libe Café Oh, Sandy… “I wonder how many frats are going to fall into the gorge after Sandy rips through?” -Uris Hall Original Author: Mary Theresa Condosta
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