Looking for a bunny…
“If you’re going to be a carrot, you’d better be a proud, erect carrot!”
-Level B
So sensual
Guy: “I have an 8th sense, okay?”
Girl: “… so what are 6 and 7?”
-Collegetown
One for this, one for that…
“I basically have 2 boyfriends for all intents and purposes.”
-Ivy Room
Shameful Parking
“It’s like her car is in time out!”
-The Commons
Umm…
“What’s the medicine that gives you boners?”
-CTP
Free Boo-ritos
“I would cover my entire body in tinfoil just for free Chipotle.”
-Libe Café
Oh, Sandy…
“I wonder how many frats are going to fall into the gorge after Sandy rips through?”
-Uris Hall
Original Author: Mary Theresa Condosta