Thrift Shop
“He looks like Macklemore at age 10.”
-Statler
Chips on a Stick?
“Don’t leave, I’m literally at hot dog land!”
-Collegetown
Checking off Number 1
“I’ve had sex in academic buildings. Physical sciences. It’s open all night… But there’s no one in there!”
-Duffield
Makes Sense
“I saw something funny this morning. A guy was walking to class with a vitamin water in one hand… And a cigarette in the other. Ironic isn’t it? And kind of counterproductive…”
-Arts Quad
Obamacare
“Four more years of free birth control, scoreee!”
-Libe
Party Time
“Attention. Boys in the bathroom. Together.”
-Dunbar’s
Are we RECording?
After asking for the audience to be honest, “Make love to me? That’s not honesty, it’s fantasy.”
-JGL, Bailey Hall
Original Author: Mary Theresa Condosta