Second Time’s a Charm
“In AEM, you literally get second chances. Like the athletes are like ‘uhhhh I need more time.’”
-Collegetown
Don’t Make Me Chase With…
“She was talking about Mr. Clean as if he was at the party…”
-CTB
Stay Classy
“It’s like the classier version of Craigslist. Like Old Navy: Gap, Craigslist: Tinder.” -Stella’s
Ok, Dude…
“I grew up watching chick flicks. If I didn’t do it right, it would be SO wrong.”-Libe Cafe
BACk It Up
Girl 1: “He can give me a blow test and I’ll come out dead sober.”
Girl 2: “Let’s have him give us all blow tests…”-Collegetown
Spotty Service
“The internet is making you fat. Let’s call Time Warner and complain!”
-Duffield
Why Not?
“Then why would you kiss him? It’s not fun. Ping pong is fun.”
-TCAT
Original Author: Mary Theresa Condosta