Thick-Headed Jock: I felt bad. I didn’t even know what Indonesia was! — Ag Quad Smiling Girl: I just gave you a cootie shot! (after poking friend with a mechanical pencil) Serious Girl: You didn’t do circle circle dot dot. You don’t have very good bedside manner. — CTB girl (after ordering lo mein): A quart seems like a lot. Isn’t that, like, a gallon of milk? — Prospect of Whitby C.U. Undergrad on Cell: As conceited as this sounds, there has to be something wrong with this class if I can’t pass. — Arts Quad Good Looking Asian Chick: You have people follow you up to your room ... I chase people around with candy and money. Naked. — Collegetown Doubtful Newbie: But I mean, I don't know if he liked it ... but like, all guys like it when a girl touches their winky!! — North Campus Preppy, Freshman Girl: Oh, that’s so cool that you live on a dairy farm. I like dairy products. Milk, cheese, ice cream, eggs. Friend (laughing): Eggs? Eggs are not a dairy product. Preppy, Freshman Girl: What do you mean? Of course they are. Friend: No ... definitely not. Eggs come from chickens. Chickens are not the same as cows. But nice try. — Mary Donlon Hall Bus-waiting Girl: I speak Gangster to my parents. — Anabel Taylor Hall Upperclassmen Engineering Girl (Talking on phone): Her technical skills are my technical skills — which are: QUESTION MARK. — Tower Road PreMed Girl: I found my sperm! — Baker Lab Jessica Stitt ’10, contributed to this Overheard.
I Found My Sperm! Overheard Oct. 23, 2008
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