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SEX ON THURSDAY | Much to be Thankful for (Syphilis)
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Some long-forgotten Thanksgiving history.
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Some long-forgotten Thanksgiving history.
I am here to outline what I have determined to be a great rule of thumb for the girls (and the gays) when it comes to deciding whether or not a casual weiner-ing is worth a dent in your wallet.
So, since our country has decided that politics has a place in sex, I plan – and would encourage uterus-havers across the country – to respond with the ultimate political protest: a Pussy Strike.
Tomorrow feels like staring down the barrel of a political D-Day. But I’m here to help you cope!
In my opinion, the comfort that straight men feel being physically and verbally intimate in a satirical way with one another is rooted in the societal assumption of straightness coupled with the ever-persistent and, frankly, homophobic taboos associated with being a gay man.
First, the non-negotiable: A sex playlist is absolutely necessary.
For better or for worse, Lucy has spent the past two-and-a-half years of her college life in what she and I have taken to calling a “sexless marriage;” living with her monogamous, male partner for upwards of a year, never once having sex.
As impossible as it feels, regardless of individual opinions on unfolding world events, now is the time to unify for the sake of protecting free speech and peaceful protest on campuses; to uphold the United States Constitution.
Munching box is a complicated minefield of slang and metaphors.