Climber Guy: … So the archaeopteryx was, like, the link between dinosaurs and birds.
Climber guy’s Girlfriend: So it could fly, right?
Climber Guy: Well, I don’t know but I would guess so.
Climber guy’s Girlfriend: The real question is could the pterodactyl fly?
Climber Guy: No way — of course it couldn’t!
Climber guy’s Girlfriend: Well it had wings …
Climber Guy: All I know is that the pterodactyl had bones.
— Base of cliff
Aggie: Yeah, I still gotta bleed my pig so I can do some assays.
— Vet School
Guy 1: Why were you looking for “the penis soliloquies?”
Guy 2: It’s just a site I like to go to!
State St. Diner Waitress: She’s about as useful as tits on a nun.
— State Diner
Flamboyant Boy on Cell: I need to black out tonight. I totally deserve it.
— Outside Olin Library
Math Lecturer: So I can do orthogonal vectors in 2-D … I can’t do it in 3-D … Not without being obscene anyways …
— Engineering Quad
Rebel Freshman: I slept through my first class today … I feel like a badass …
— Goldwin Smith
(In line for the Decemberists tickets)
Exasperated Girl: And so I was home over the weekend, and my sisters were back home as well, which I’m not used to. It was like when we were growing up, except now we’re huge, and I had to sleep with my mom!