SEX ON THURSDAYS: Demystifying the Anus

In one of Hollywood’s most iconic sex scenes, Jack and Rose rocked the boat with a steamy sex scene inside a vehicle aboard the Titanic. But what if the infamous scene positioned Rose on top of Jack while she pegged him? I bet Jack would have enjoyed himself more and perhaps even tried harder to survive the shipwreck. Anal sex and anal play is so underrepresented in mainstream society, and it’s unfortunate because this invisibility perpetuates the tight-assed culture we have about sex. My asshole is heaven on earth, and yours can be too.

Over the Top and Under the Skin

By TERESA KIM

It has been a while since a film so chillingly crawled under my skin. Jonathan Glazer’s newest and best film to date, Under the Skin, was released two weeks ago in the United Kingdom to mixed responses (Apr. 18 at Ithaca’s Cinemapolis). It’s quite appropriate that it has been so confoundedly mixed because this film by Glazer is unlike anything I have ever seen. This film, like many good films, points to everything that is ineffable about cinema.

MEN’S TRACK & FIELD | C.U. Captains Juggle Track, Engineering

By NIKITA DUBNOV

To be a successful student in the College of Engineering at Cornell is no easy feat. Neither is having to deal with the responsibility of captaining one of the largest and most successful athletic programs on campus. For a select group of Cornellians on the men’s track and field team, their daily lives consist of both challenges. Enoch Newkirk / Staff PhotographerSenior jumper Hercules Stancil is one of four captains on the men’s track and field team, and he is studying Civil Engineering.

KUSSMAN | Life Is Now, So Stop Waiting

By LIZ KUSSMAN

Sometimes I catch myself thinking about how exciting life will be when I’m with someone.  As I watch couples go off on Spring Break vacations together, I dream about my own ideal couple’s trip to California with an abstract, faceless (but perfect) boyfriend. From date nights to lazy Sunday brunches, there will always be something to look forward to. There is a reason I so often escape into this fantasy of how fulfilled I will feel in some future, hypothetical relationship — and I suspect it is the same reason that we sometimes refuse to let go of relationships that may not be right for us. When I indulge in daydreams of a future with someone else, what I am really doing is retreating from the unsettling questions that have been haunting my mind lately: What do I want for my future?

Ithacans Criticize University for ‘Upsetting’ Deer Killings

By GRACE HURLEY

Updated Thursday with additional information from the University

Ithaca residents are criticizing Cornell’s Department of Natural Resources staff for allegedly using inhumane methods to control the local deer population. “Cayuga Deer” — a group of concerned Ithaca residents that is taking action against unethical wildlife control practices — recently learned of what they called “upsetting” actions being taken by the Natural Resources department from a letter that had been sent from the University’s Office of Community Relations to multiple Ithaca public officials, according to the Cayuga Deer website. However, the University said in a press release Tuesday that it has “long maintained” a deer research and management program to address “chronic deer overpopulation on its lands.”

The program — which is supervised by faculty researchers and safety experts — is important to protect agriculture research, the health and safety of the Cornell community and the Ithaca area from “damage from the overpopulated deer herd resident in our lands,” according to a University press release. “At a smaller set of campus locations where deer traffic is high, researchers use collapsible Clover traps’ to humanely capture and then euthanize deer,” the press release said. “Traps have been used to capture deer at Cornell since 1997.”

It added that the deer management program at Cornell is completely safe for humans and has maintained a “spotless” safety record since it was developed.

BLANK | Thoughts on Satanism in Music

By PAUL BLANK

We’re only three months into 2014 and we have almost matched the number of excellent metal albums there were in all of 2013. You hear that 2013? You sucked. These four albums span a healthy swath of the most viable sects of the genre and represent the U.S. and northern, southern and central Europe. Two of them are valiant attempts to expand the genre, but the other two are explicit love letters to Satan.

TBT | Cartoon Nostalgists, Meet Bob’s Burgers

By OLIVIA TICE

For a few years, I had really thought that “good” cartoons were a highlight of the past. Ashamedly, I’ll admit I’m part of the generation of now 20-somethings still nostalgic for the golden age of Nicktoons, back when life was told by Ginger and child celebrities still drew mouse ears with a big glowing stick in the corner of the screen on Disney Channel. I could argue all day about how T.V. was “so much better” back then, but I won’t go on that biased tangent, because the Internet has probably fleshed it out pretty well for everyone at this point; thanks, Reddit. That being said, there are those few tried and true shows of the late 90s early 00s, of the Spongebob and Family Guy variety, currently running that seem to feebly give us that last sliver of animated hope and wistfulness for funnier, more colorful days. I’ve tried my hand at the new generation of Cartoon Network, Nick, Adult Swim, etc., finding fleeting entertainment in Phineas and Ferb and maybe Adventure Time.

TEN QUESTIONS WITH MEG PARKER

By ANNA FASMAN

Assistant Sports Editor and 10 Questions columnist Anna Fasman sat down with sophomore softball player Meg Parker to talk about everything from her pump up routine to getting Beyoncé on the mound. Michelle Feldman / Staff PhotographerSophomore Meg Parker is from Florida, and it has been a significant transition for her playing softball in Ithaca’s frigid weather.

Ithacans Criticize Proposed Cornell Heights Development

By KEVIN MILIAN

Ithacans spoke out against a proposed apartment complex at 7 Ridgewood Rd. at a Planning and Development Board meeting Tuesday evening, citing a lack of finalized plans and concern for the character of the historic neighborhood. Due to concerns over the “cementious compound” being built in the Cornell Heights historic district, Walter Hang — founder of Toxics Targeting, Inc., a compiler of environmental information in New York State — created an online petition against the development that has reached over 900 signatures. The modern-style apartment complex is planned to be built among Greek houses and other preserved properties in the district. Attorney Adam Walters defends the proposed Cornell Heights development at City Hall Tuesday.