Cornell Moon Club thinks Cornell needs to embrace the moon as the superior celestial body, and renaming its newspaper is a powerful way to start.
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Virtual Slope Day 2021 to be Headlined by Noted Clocktower Bingalee Dingalee
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The Slope Day Programming Board has announced in an interesting twist that the McGraw Tower, will come alive to headline this year’s festival with a three-hour set.
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LETTER TO THE EDITOR: That Crushing Sadness Isn’t Seasonal!
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That crushing sadness from the winter doesn’t seem like it’s ready to leave you anytime soon.
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LETTER TO THE EDITOR: Who Named Me Touchdown?
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Don’t get me wrong, I’m incredibly grateful to wear your soiled, century-old mittens.
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LETTER TO THE EDITOR: The Cornell Twice-Weekly Sun
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Please let me know if I missed the moment when daily and twice a week became synonymous.
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SEX ON TUESDAY? | You All Suck … at Sex
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Stop studying for goddamn oceanography or whatever shit you do and go watch some instructional videos.