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4/20/21

This is a joke section, curated by Sun editors who are tired — but not tired enough to stop making 4/20 jokes.

Cornell Moon Club Petitions to Rename The Sun, Citing Moon Superiority

By A.D. Light It Up | April 19, 2021

Cornell Moon Club thinks Cornell needs to embrace the moon as the superior celestial body, and renaming its newspaper is a powerful way to start.

Board of Trustees Approve Name Change for ‘English: Get Lit’ Department

Breakout Rooms? More Like Make-Out Rooms: A Guide To Zoom Flirting

Cornell Moves to Green Alert Because ‘We Felt Like It’

The Safest Ways to Chef Stoned

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Virtual Slope Day 2021 to be Headlined by Noted Clocktower Bingalee Dingalee

By Ima Jonesin | April 19, 2021

The Slope Day Programming Board has announced in an interesting twist that the McGraw Tower, will come alive to headline this year’s festival with a three-hour set.

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LETTER TO THE EDITOR: Blaze It, My Dudes

By Joanne DeStefano | April 19, 2021

I just wanted to say that y’all are good. Blaze it.

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LETTER TO THE EDITOR: That Crushing Sadness Isn’t Seasonal!

By Someone Who May or May Not Be Rooting for You in This Fight | April 19, 2021

That crushing sadness from the winter doesn’t seem like it’s ready to leave you anytime soon.

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LETTER TO THE EDITOR: Who Named Me Touchdown?

By ?? the Bear | April 19, 2021

Don’t get me wrong, I’m incredibly grateful to wear your soiled, century-old mittens.

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LETTER TO THE EDITOR: The Cornell Twice-Weekly Sun

By A Daily Reader Who Does Not Appreciate Being Lied To | April 19, 2021

Please let me know if I missed the moment when daily and twice a week became synonymous.

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SEX ON TUESDAY? | You All Suck … at Sex

By The Stacks | April 19, 2021

Stop studying for goddamn oceanography or whatever shit you do and go watch some instructional videos.