Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) bought the ILR School, which will now be rebranded into the School of Industrial and Labor Revolution.
The sun still rises. The birds still sing. But nothing will ever be the same. Touchdown, our beloved mascot, has become something’s breakfast. He was brutally murdered early this morning, seemingly swallowed whole.
We know you’re bored. So check out some of The Sun’s past joke issues, from 2013 onwards (skipping some years; oops).