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4/20/20

This is a joke section, curated by Sun editors who are tired — but not tired enough to stop making 4/20 jokes.

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Sen. Bernie Sanders Purchases ILR School, Renames It School of Industrial and Labor Revolution

By Sun Staff | April 20, 2020

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) bought the ILR School, which will now be rebranded into the School of Industrial and Labor Revolution.

Cornell Fraternity Ends Racism, Solves World Hunger

Getting High Before Class Not a Great Idea, Study Finds

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4/20/20

‘We’re Always Rooting for You’: Touchdown the Bear Tragically Eaten Alive

By Sun Staff | April 20, 2020

The sun still rises. The birds still sing. But nothing will ever be the same. Touchdown, our beloved mascot, has become something’s breakfast. He was brutally murdered early this morning, seemingly swallowed whole.

4/20/20

The Sun’s Done This A Lot: Some Older Joke Issues.

By nightlysun | April 20, 2020

We know you’re bored. So check out some of The Sun’s past joke issues, from 2013 onwards (skipping some years; oops).

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