By
Deckhead:
Thursday Morning Dance Party
Body:
In the deepest recess of Cornell’s dark underbelly, perhaps in one of those charmingly run-down excuses for a house not ten feet away from your own, some well-meaning college kid is planning a ‘90’s-themed party. They want to do something different for their next get-together, something fresh, yet with that ironic twist characteristic of all college theme parties. They marvel at what they consider to be their own ingenuity – unbeknownst to them, they’ve actually been inspired by watching countless re-runs of I Love the ‘90’s during Fall Break, and now we all have to suffer for VH1’s decision to take a good idea too far.