Stacy’s Mom“I used to volunteer to pick up my brother from elementary school so I could check out the moms.”-Collegetown
Stores Without Borders
Guy: “These pants are from The Gap.” Girl: “Oh, do you have one of those in Canada?”-Mann Library
Condom Fairy
“You can give one of these to whoever touches your hoo hoo…” -The Gates
Handsome President
“My wife often has a hard time distinguishing me from George Clooney and Ryan Gosling.” -President Skorton, Upson Hall
Curry Fury“I want to be an Indian so badly. I want to have curry running thru my veins!” -Libe Cafe
Rush Week“Everybody’s getting pregnant around here, so many babies everywhere…” -Ho Plaza
Original Author: Mary Theresa Condosta