October 3, 2002

Going Ballistic

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Bad omen #1: I had to bribe a friend into going with me to see this film. I’m now the cost of a movie ticket and a side of cheap salty popcorn in debt. Bad omen #2: When the aforementioned friend learned that he would miss a rerun of Jackass, it was necessary to drag him kicking and screaming out of the house. Bad omen #3: When we arrived in the theater, we quickly found seats. Something seemed a little off. When the screen lit up, partially illuminating the musty theater, we realized that we were the only people there. In the immortal words of the Beatles