September 11, 2003

Cornell Cinema

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J.C. totally fucking slays. He’s like just chilling on the beach, making a righteous sand castle and presiding over his kingdom, when these totally bad-ass vampirella chicks appear out of nowhere to try to rub him out. They even kick Jesus right in the nads and throw sand in his face and shit like that. But then Jesus gets totally pissed, and hits his chest to his “body of Christ call.” All of a sudden, J.C busts out his kung fu — bam, whap, slap — J.C. takes those bitches out real ninja style. Duuude, J.C. Vampire Hunter rocks!