What the hell did I do with my summer? I have absolutely no idea, really. I didn”t work, I didn”t take any summer courses, I just bummed around my home town in the Great White North. And it was beautiful, it really was. Since I had no responsibilities, I was able to take full advantage of the whole ‘cheap Tuesday’ concept and see many crappy movies for a much reduced charge. And now, since you know you should be getting a head start on all your classes, why don”t you, oh faithful reader, waste some time and join me while I reminisce about all the summer blockbusters I took in? Yeah, that”s right, why not indeed. Waste some time until you flip open The Complete Idiot”s Guide to Overcoming Procrastination. I would read it, but I”m too lazy and I hate the concept of it. So back to crappy movies.
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
Did you think this movie was going to be what you craved? I did, and instead all I got was indigestion. Ah, wasn”t that just too witty for words? It would”ve fit right in to the script of this film! There were times when I actually laughed out loud, like when a cheetah, or some sort of wild cat, got stoned. It was so dumb it was genius. As much as I adored the concept of an entire movie devoted to two guys desperate for munchies, there was only so much I could take. I mean, a prison break? Neil Patrick Harris on e? Super creepy hick man covered in boils married to his hot, promiscuous wife? There were just too many clich