I think I received a record number of submissions this week – good overhearing, guys! These are the ones that made the cut. Keep submitting to [email protected] every time you can’t believe your ears.
Girl standing directly in view of the clock tower: Do you have the time on you by any chance?
Guy 1: Dude, we gotta get some D.P.!
Guy 2: WHAT?!?! … oh … Dr. Pepper …
Lost freshman boy: Yo, I don’t know where Goldwin Smith is. I don’t even know where the Arts Quad is!
Engineer 1: They don’t like the way you smell either!
Engineer 2: Good! Then they should stay away from my crotch!!
Naive girl: Oh my god, you’re so skinny! Did you diet?