April 20, 2009

Eddygate 3-Bedroom Palace

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Rejoice in this aesthetically appeasing commodity suitable for capital fellows. Become accustomed to observing the passers-by in Collegetown and an esoteric visage of Cornell’s estates. This palace of exuberant essence emits an aura of luxury, tranquility and a testimony of the typical laissez-faire lifestyle. Banishing from its domain the ignoble and lascivious evil, this kingdom serves as an aperitif of perfection. Ergo, avoid the faux delight of West Campus and come hither. Be the pater familias, distant from the ignorance of the quasi-edified. To the highly deserving I bid you adieu.