Enginerd: So that means shockwaves generate entropy. Obviously.
— Upson Hall
EAU DE OVERWORKED
Dude: It smells like engineers in here.
— Eddy St.
LITTLE OLD LADIES
Girl: She looks like an Asian babushka.
— Cornell University
LIFE OF EXCESS IN EXCELLENCE
Overworked Brunette: I’m an extra credit fiend! I don’t know how to say no.
— Teagle Hall
Frat Guy: When I see people wearing a long coat with nothing underneath, I think ‘hooker.’
— Barton Hall
ANY PERSON, ANY STUDY … ANY CLUE?
Disgruntled Dame: You don’t know where Mann library is?! Fucking art student.
— Tower Rd.
MUST BE THAT PASTY SCENT
Asian dude: I just don’t like the way you smell.
White girl: What? Non-Asians?
Asian dude: No, white people.
Original Author: Jessica Stitt