Someone Aged Well…
Boy: “He looks like he is 76, not 19. He’s like Benjamin Button, or something.”
-Arts Quad
Wear It Well
Girl 1: “Why is she wearing a Star Wars hat?”
Girl 2: “She’s probably ugly…”
– Ivy Room
Dragon Day
Student: “The phoenix is supposed to be a sexy-ass bird!”
TA: “I don’t even want to know…”
Student: “I stand by my statement!”
-Thurston Hall
Take a Knee
Tebow Fan: “Boy, Jesus really let you down, Tebow. What happened?”
-Outside of Goldwin Smith
Strip
Girl: “TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!”
Seth Meyers: “Who, me? Why would she want me to take off my pants? I’ll tell you, that behavior is NOT suitable for Bailey Hall…”
-Bailey Hall
Say What?
Professor: “Any confusion?”
Student: “Yeah… the FUCK’S going on…??”
-Olin Hall
Where in the world?
Tipsy Boy: “Guess where I would rather be on St. Patty’s Day?”
Girl: “Where?”
Tipsy Boy: “St. Boston… what?”
-Collegetown
The True Meaning of Fun
At the Grill: “Just because we don’t have real buns doesn’t mean we can’t have real fun.”
Across the Kitchen: “The man speaks the truth!”
-Fraternity Kitchen
Weekend Update
Seth Meyers: “We are a nation of fucking bitches. We are impossible to fucking govern.”
-Bailey Hall
Mary Theresa Condosta is a sophomore in the College of Engineering. She can be reached at [email protected]. Overheard appears Thursdays.
Original Author: Mary Theresa Condosta