Blast From the Past
TA: “Last night, I was cleaning out my Facebook (for professional reasons of course), and I saw how I looked when I was your age. It was scary.”
-Phillips Hall
How Does He Wear gloves?
“I had a dream I was dating this guy, but he had no fingers!!”
-TCAT
Morning, Kids!
HD Prof: “I let my daughter’s boyfriend sleep over. I even go visit them in the morning to talk to them! I’m not making this up!”
-Statler
Personification
“I write too hard, then the pencil breaks and I say ‘ouch’…”
-Ivy Room
Strut of Shame
“Bitch, I parade you around before I have sex with you.”
-Arts Quad
Support
“I hate when my bra spontaneously unstraps!”
-Trillium
Calculus Complications
“If it curves into a frowny face, it is negative. It is ridiculous, but it’s the only way I can remember it.”
-Thurston Hall
Mary Theresa Condosta is a sophomore in the College of Engineering. She can be reached at [email protected]. Overheard appears Thursdays.
Original Author: Mary Theresa Condosta