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Sorority Girl: We were making out and I was like, okay, you could be my fourth cousin.
Friend: He wasn’t, right?
SG: No, no.
Friend: Okay … good.
Concerned Girl (to drunk friend): Are you okay?
Drunk Friend: Why would I be wrong?
Girl studying for Psych: So we know that’s how social norms are in America. But you know, in other countries, it’s different. Like in Norwegia ….
Friend: Did you just call Norway Norwegia?
Guy at bus station: Wait a minute. It comes at six o’clock and thirty seconds? Am I reading that right?
— Green St. Station