4/20
Happy Dave Finally Cracks, Declares He Hates Pop Music
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In a surprising turn of events, Happy Dave admitted that he absolutely hated the Okenshield’s staple of 2000s pop music, saying that he is on the verge of quitting.
The Cornell Daily Sun (https://cornellsun.com/category/four-twenty/page/5/)
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